Resources
Welcome to the resources section of the 'Acorns & Merlot' student network, can't get enough Acorns & Merlot? Want to see just what more you can access? Felt like clicking on all the different menu items? Regardless of how you went about your journey in coming to this page you are here now so please, take off your slippers, they are dripping wet, I will have the butler set them by the fire for you love. While you lay back in our newly reupholstered 16th tooled wood chair and sip on the fresh glass of Pinot Gritio we ask that you look over the many new found options you have by visiting the desired links below.

FAN RESOURCES - A poor begger once asked a king 'Sir, if I had but one song in my eye I would see all the world' the king replied 'With an eye like that once might see all eternity; with an eye like that one might see the world as an apple.' Needless to say, the begger never understood the kings words, and neither do you. But regardless; while you are trying to understand them you can check the fan resources and pick up a new ring-tone or two.

RECOMMENDATIONS - Ah, life's luxuries, silk robes and Pinot Gritio to spare, read reviews and get links for products that we talk about on the program, from Baxter of California to the Captain's Quarters shower head. Indulge yourself, you are soon about to read five star reviews written in praise of consumer products that may just change your outlook on life.

A&M PUBLIC ARCHIVES - Back in 26' the Acorns & Merlot had a massive collection of historic artifacts including but not limited to; the second bible ever in print, a first addition of 'Protesting, Forging and Casual Dress-wear,' as well as many egyptian documents printed on pa-pyrus. Unfortunately, a team of Korean bandits broke in and took everything save a few documents we discuss on the program.

LISTENER MAP - Our listener maps is a way of geographically and visually getting a feel for who listens to the show, or rather "A map with pins in it." You may create your own pin in the map by filling out the column to the right of the map, its quite easy and takes literally no more time then it does to light your cigar.

FORUMS - Oh forums, what organization would be complete with out them. Here you may discuss whatever topic you find riveting and express your true aristocratic persona. Register, choose a name, avatar, location, and you'll be on your way to conversation bliss in no time.

LIVE SHOW FEED - A&M occasionally will publicly host a live show, this means that you, the listener, can stream the show right from your computer as it actually happens.

CHAT ROOM - A room where you can go to get away from it all, typically used during a live show enabling you to to comment on the show as it goes on, ask questions, and discuss topics with other members.

CALENDAR - Describing this feature would be somewhat insulting to you I'm sure and thus will refrain from doing so, however I will comment that events listed on this so called 'calendar' include such things as live shows, tours, and planned group events.

SURVEY - Not much else to do? Take our survey, it will help us get a feel for who you are and how to better improve your stay with us. Be honest, all surveys are confidential, you don't have to answer any questions in the 'Kama Sutra' section if you feel against it.

CONTESTS - Want to win that sail boat you had your eyes on? A set of golf clubs used by Frank Sinatra? Well unfortunately you cant win those things here but you can win the occasional film, great american novel, or clothing item.

PUPU PLAYER - Stream the last broadcasted show by clicking the link to the left, it will pull up a window created by 6 poor children in our affiliated Indian sweat shop just for your viewing pleasure, so enjoy and kick your feet up, you well earned it.

A&M AND THE MEDIA - The media creates their desserts using maple syrup, honey, molasses or unrefined sugars, taking advantage of Pittsburgh ’s fresh seasonal fruits. On any given evening you might find Tart Cherry Maple Gazette, Raspberries Times or Blueberry-Peach Magazine on the menu. Luscious cakes or pies might be found there as well, including Chocolate Hazelnut Television, Maple Pecan Review or the infamous Chocolate Peppermint Journal.